My favourite forum signatures.

Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there. John C

A little knowledge is dangerous. Fluffy

Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s-your-father. Hairy blighter dicky birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over onto his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie! aj march

“What you must remember” Flip said “is that nine-tenths of Cattermole’s charm lies beneath the surface.” Many agreed. Moggy C

This Isn’t The Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps, You’re In The 20 Minuters Now!!! Nashio966

There are two sides to every story. The truth is usually somewhere between the two. J Boyle

“Aviation is a useless and expensive fad advocated by a few individuals whose ideas are unworthy of attention.”
Chief of the Imperial General Staff, Sir W. G. Nicholson Papa Lima

I was with it all the way until letting the brakes off………. Firebird