I can imagine the conversation-

“Darling, i’ve bought something for the garden, all we’ve got to do is move the washing line and rearrange the gnomes”

“Ooh, that hanging basket we were looking at? Ahh, you’re so thoughtful”

“Err, not quite…”

When the Gannet had no home I did mention to my other half that we could put it in the garden.
First answer was “it won’t fit” and she was almost certainly right ( a Pitts Special would be a tight fit) but I did try “it would if I folded the wings” at which point I was informed that I already had a motorbike and car to restore in the garage as well as a room full of stuff I sell on Ebay and that was quite enough for any man.
So it looks like even a Pitts is out of the question unless I can afford to buy the empty bungalow next door. Damn