Snazzy New Flight Jacket.

Snazzy is not necessarily a good thing.

Especially when you’re around an enemy or crewman with guns.

Possible captions.

1: I really don’t care for the new military much myself.

2: New Navy flight jacket.

3: The problem with the “don’t ask don’t tell” policy, is often no one has to say anything to tell whom different.

The brief itself can be found here (right click, save as) (with more photos) (power point) but highlights are provided below: warning some vulgarities

The evidence –

(Friday, October 15, 2004)

Wally’s jacket is found unattended in Bldg 797 classroom by fellow aviator.
Attempts to locate Wally are unsuccessful.

Jacket is placed in Training Officer’s locker for safe-keeping until Wally and his patch-saturated jacket are properly reunited.

(Thursday, October 21, 2004 8:15am )
Wally sends an e-mail to “all VS-41” inferring that the jacket has been stolen. He claims to have had it in his possession “just last night”.

(E-mail of Thursday, October 21, 2004)
“Last night at 1600 I left my flight jacket where I left it for the past 6 months, on the back of my chair in room 202 in bldg 797. When I came in this morning at 0730 it was missing.”
(The jacket had been in the TO’s locker for 6 days at this point…)

The Charges-
Failure to accept responsibility for his own actions when he lost positive control of his @$ap.
Not once did he ever mention that the jacket might have been “lost” or “misplaced”.
Implying that there are thieves among your co-workers is not very neighborly.
Acting like a Drama-Queen in describing the loss of his jacket and patches.
Specifically,

(E-mail of Thursday, October 21, 2004)
“If you might know where it is I’d really appreciate getting it back, it’s irreplaceable… and it serves a personal memento of my operational experience.”

Sounds like you’re describing your cruise sock…
The penalty assessed –
If you want to act like a whiny broad, you might as well dress like one too…

Source
http://www.neptunuslex.com/2007/04/03/understanding-the-culture/

It is funny to some extent. Not that I approve of this type of shenanigans, as it was somewhat immature vengeful vandalism.