That FB-22 thing …

You like fairytales and quizes? I tell you one – first the tale:
There once was a famous warmonger. He had the best, the fastest, the deadliest fighter jet in the whole wide world in his force. But when it was demonstrated to him for the first time he said: “But, meine Herrn, can’t you zee? Here we have the perfekt Blitz-bomber! Go ahead and strap a big bad bomb on it a zend it out against the infamous enemiez of our Reich!” And so it happened as he had ordered, and that incredible fighter was abused as a lowly mud-mover.

And now for the quiz:
That famous warmonger – was his name (a) “Ze Fuhrer”, or (b) “Ze Rumsfeld”?

I really can’t believe that history should repeat itself. Perphaps the first and the last manned fighter will spend most of their lives as mud-movers! Zis is so Hitler!