Humour!!!

1: Once a British World War II ace was about to give a lecture on dog fighting tactics during the national Air Force day celebrations, where he finally made a reference to one of his flying incidents with the jerries. He began… “And then I suddenly noticed that those German Fokkers were closing in fast!” And obviously following this, there was a weird expression on the face of the audience, at which the host quickly came in and explained, “Ladies and Gentleman, the Fokker was an aircraft used by the German forces.” The ace, continued, “Yeah, that’s right, but these Fokkers were flying Messerchmidts
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2: A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time. However, on the first night lesson, the student greased in all of his landings.

Puzzled, the instructor asked, “How are you doing that? You have so much trouble during the day?”

The student replied, “It’s easy, I continue the approach until you stiffen up, then I just pull back.”
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3: This was the conversation that was heard from two ‘heavily drunk’ Indian AF Mirage 2000 pilots:

1st Pilot to his Wingman: KF-147, Niks, do you see me?

Wingman: KF-135, Sir, I do not see you…. (after a minutes pause)…. Sir, do you see me?

1st Pilot: Nah!

1st Pilot (again): Hey, I believe we are now stealth fighters!

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4: Once during the Vietnam war the Americans ran short of bomber pilots. Having no time to order a new batch, they thought of training their technical staff into bomber pilots for the time being. As they were in a hurry the instructor was asked to make the course as short as possible. He taught the airmen Taking Off, navigating into the target area, targeting and then dropping the bombs. With this he ended the course. One airmen looking quite confused, got up and asked, sir what about landing course? how do we get down? The instructor very calmly said, “I think we must leave that part to the soviet SAMs”

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5: Lt. Green was out on his first solo flight in a T-38 and was feeling a bit cocky. He decided to see what ballistic flight was like and pulled the jet into a vertical climb. After a few seconds he got a call from the tower as follows, “Ghost 53Z, tower. Say heading,” to which the pilot responded “Uh, up, sir.”
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6: On some air carrier operations, a video camera was installed in the cockpit so that passengers could watch the pilot land the plane. On one flight, the FE decided to have some fun with the passengers and purchased part of a gorilla costume; more specifically, just the left arm. When the plane came in to land, the camera was turned on, and the FE had his gorilla arm on. Since from the position of the camera all you could see of the FE was his left arm, whenever he went to reach up and flip (a) switch(es), all the video showed was a hairy arm! So the passengers were given the illusion that a monkey (or whatever their imagination wished to conjure) was operating some of the controls!!!
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7: Flanker Vs Eagle

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