I just got this emailed to me!

Talk about funny, is this where the dictionary gets its updates from?
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Each year the Washington Post’s Style Invitational asks readers to take
any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one
letter and supplying a new definition.

Here are the 2001 winners:

Intaxication: – Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: – Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: – Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting
laid.

Giraffiti: – Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: – The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who
doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: – To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: – Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: – A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

Karmageddon: – It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it’s like, a
serious
bummer.

Glibido: – All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: – The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you
have
been smoking marijuana.

And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: – A person who’s both stupid and an a$$hole.

Fighter pilots make movies, Bomber pilots make history and Nerds make money from the sims!