February 15, 2002 at 3:07 am
{cue the Soviet national anthem}
The great Party has decided to award Comrade GarryB for his heroic efforts in denouncing forthright the lies of the vulgar fascist swine that infests this people’s forum! We will not let this valiant soldier of class struggle pass unrecognized, and we put the counterrevolutionaries and capitalist imperialist bloodsuckers throughout the world on notice, your viscous lies will not escape the unblinking vigilance of Comrade GarryB!
Our esteemed and loyal Comrade is to recieve a 50 kopec certificate to be spent at the follow location:
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