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The Ryanair Long-Haul Story – Beds and B***Jobs

“In economy you will get across the pond for 10 EUR”. For business class, he announced a very special frill: “In business, there will be “beds and b***jobs” for passengers.” The press officer to his left almost choked as she was just sipping on a glass of water. These flights incl. sex would cost between 4.000 and 5.000 EUR. While those present a the press conference listen with bated breath, O’Leary thinks about a suitable translation for the english term that describes oral sex. “Unbelievable, don’t you guys have a German word for b***job?”, he asks with a big grin.”

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By: steve rowell - 24th June 2008 at 00:31

I take it the latter is only available in business class!

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By: Grey Area - 19th June 2008 at 16:05

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Hey, I posted it first!

Yes, you did. However, this version of the story was phrased in an acceptable manner. (If only barely…)

Which is more than can be said for your version!

A little more care in future, please.

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By: chornedsnorkack - 19th June 2008 at 15:30

Hey, I posted it first!

This is the second business class of Ryanair. Ryanair had a business class once upon a time – and frequent flyer program as well. Is frequent flyer program also coming back?

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By: cloud_9 - 19th June 2008 at 01:53

I think its a dig at the mainline airlines who charge huge fares for very little but that you should expect much much more than you get.

Besides the addition of ‘oral sex’ (which, lets face it, will never actually happen because it will never be made legal to offer that kind of service onboard!), what exactly would M’OL be offering that is different to any of the mainline airlines?

If he had come out and said something like “If you book early enough in advance, you can fly in business-class for as little as 50 Euros one-way inc taxes!”, that might of raise more of an eyebrow, but this latest statement has simply re-affirmed my opinion that he is a complete twit!:D

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By: clearedtoland - 18th June 2008 at 22:17

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UfIY24BErBE

Watch it yourself i think its a joke nothing else.

I think its a dig at the mainline airlines who charge huge fares for very little but that you should expect much much more than you get.

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