By: Pablo - 20th April 2006 at 18:27
We had irreverant in-flight commentary on easyJet a while back (see here).
By: Pte1643 - 19th April 2006 at 11:28
On returning from Singapore…
Landing from the west, on 09 (not sure which L or R).
The pilot… “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d just like to take the oppurtunity to thank you for flying BA, we hope you’ve had a nice flight. etc…”.
Then he went on to say…
“It’s not our usual policy at British Airways to give out traffic information, but those of you planning on travelling West, in the direction of Windsor, will be in for a long journey, as the M25 is backed up for a number of miles.” 😀 😀 😀
By: tomfellows - 18th April 2006 at 13:26
Try www.flightlevel350.com which has videos people have recorded. I remember hearing some announcements on some videos.
By: CWBalmer - 18th April 2006 at 13:16
Some of the better payware addons for flightsim have these – have you got any of them per chance? that might be a start point….
Or something like this…
Ladies & Gentlemen,
May we have your special attention for the following safety instructions:
Please make sure that your handluggage is securely stowed under the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin.
This aircraft has 8 emergency exits, all marked with “EXIT”-signs: 2 in the front, 4 in the cabin area, 2 in the rear.
Emergency lights on the floor show you the way to the emergency exits. Fasten your seatbelt whenever the “Fasten seatbelt” -sign is on. The belt can be opened easily whenever necessary. For safety reasons we advice you to keep your seatbelt fastened while seated.
In case of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be automatically released above your seats. Pull down the nearest mask, place it over mouth and nose and secure it with the elastic band.
Passenger Life Vest Briefing
Your life vest is located under your seat. In the event of a water landing, place the life vest over your head, fasten the straps at the front of the vest and pull them tight. Do not inflate the vest inside the aircraft. As you leave the aircraft, pull down the red tabs to inflate the vest. If necessary the life vest can be inflated by blowing through these tubes.
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April 18, 2006 at 12:18 pm