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Ryanair do have a sense of humour!

Had to laugh at this, taken from their website:

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (Saturday, 1st April 2006) announced its 16th European base, in Derry Ballykelly airport.

On Wednesday last, the independent surveyors, Eirjet, working on behalf of Ryanair held an impromptu meeting with representatives from Ballykelly Airport Loading and Logistics Services (BALLS). The military precision of the operation, un-congested, low cost facilities, impeccable turn out and well-drilled staff led Eirjet to advise Ryanair that these were clearly people it could do business with.

Announcing the new base today, Leo Hairy Camel, Ryanair’s CEO designate said:

“This is not a load of Barracks. Since its inception, Ryanair has been waging war on high cost airports, and our announcement today of a new base at Costa Del Ballykelly is just another of our military manoeuvres to continue to lower fares for European consumers. Ballykelly Airport is a breath of fresh air and this development marks the demise of Taj-Mahal airports run by fat cats. Ballykelly secured this base by fluke despite intense competition from over 50 airports throughout Europe. Airport operators the length and breadth of Europe are today taking note that the future of airports lies in simple, functional, low cost facilities. Ryanair’s new route from Ballykelly to Nocincz (pronounced Nochance) will go on sale today on http://www.ryanair.com/aprilfooledyou”.

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By: A330-300 - 1st April 2006 at 15:26

LOL, that’s a good un! 😀

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By: HON 1R - 1st April 2006 at 14:34

Ballykelly Airport Loading and Logistics Services (BALLS)

:p LOL That’s the biggest giveaway….

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By: philgatwick05 - 1st April 2006 at 14:10

:D:D Keeps us entertained

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By: andrewm - 1st April 2006 at 14:02

Funniest thing is i bet they are actually going to acess if its doable lol. Setup a marquee and bobs your uncle. They already have immpecible security onsite 😀

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By: Dantheman77 - 1st April 2006 at 12:25

Very good….Saw it on Pprune earlier

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By: tomfellows - 1st April 2006 at 12:06

Yeah, I thought that was quite a good one

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By: Future Pilot - 1st April 2006 at 11:57

Well as you say at least they can poke fun at themselves but then again I guess it’s to be expected!

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