Peckham, tea time during the riots.

Mom comes home from work and walks into the lounge to find her son, 15 year old Desmond, sat in front of a 42″ plasma tv, an XBOX 360, a Wii console and a brand new iPhone.

She says “Desmond where did you get all this from?”

“I’ve been saving my pocket money up Mom.”

“You bought all this with your pocket money?”

“No Mom. I bought a housebrick!”

Regards,

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