What would your porn star name be ?

Hugh Jarse.

King Harry’s Puss.

Hi All,
I can’t apologise to all enough the game is played by using your pets name then the Street you grew up on ! .

Goldie Buckfast 🙂

Friend came up with Rusty Blackwater, he was advised to see a urologist.

Muff T Rider.

LOL, just had a feeling of nostalgia. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with my cousins. When I would type my real name ‘John’ in it, as a pornstar, fans would see me as ‘The Cuminator John’ 😀

Anybody know Ron Jeremy, the dude with the epic dick, by the way? He’s like the the biggest male stud of the past 30 years. Would that name be for ‘his work’ or real? Sounds pretty ‘ok’ to me. Funny that R.J. is still in the business today. He’s like that guy from playboy, when it comes to hardcore stuff, but yeah, no dude would stop, if you’re being given a few million to do porn with the prettiest sluts many times a day.

Hugh Heffner is kinda the same, but he has to pay his btches. Ron’s known for his big ‘thing’ and they’re also using that to promote sex pills too currently. I’m curious, if he can still do his ‘job’ naturally or if he needs drugs to get it up :p I wonder how many chicks he had in his career so far? :s

Did you also see his Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ porn parody? He did an awesome job. Almost threw up my coffee 😀

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

They used to call me Cupid Stunt. Or something.

Shame Kenny Everett got there first!
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Fast approaching 60, and a little overweight, I think mine might be Norma Snockers!
Hey Stuart – you must remember that old Elgin worthy Geordie Desperate, and Rosie Bottom?

Wouldn’t you prefer Al Mann?

Hi All,
I can’t apologise to all enough the game is played by using your pets name then the Street you up on ! Below are some more name games but the Porn Name is the one I was meant to state.:stupid: In this case my name is now PO GRETNA :highly_amused:
The Name Game.
BY Sean Carman and Stephany Aulenback
Take the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. That’s your Porn Star name.

Take the last name of the person you love as your last name. If you are a heterosexual woman, that’s your Oppressed by the Patriarchy name. If you are a heterosexual man, that’s your Sensitive New Age name. If you are a gay person of either gender, that’s an affirmation of your love.

Take aim at your neighbor with a large club, then hit him over the head and take his wallet. Hide his body in the shrubbery outside his house. The name on his credit cards? That’s your Fugitive from Justice name.

Geoff.

How about Nick Elastic

Fast approaching 60, and a little overweight, I think mine might be Norma Snockers!
Hey Stuart – you must remember that old Elgin worthy Geordie Desperate, and Rosie Bottom?

Let’s not forget Gerald Fitzroy and Roy Fitzgerald.

And I really did know a chap by the name of Jimmy Riddle. Disappointingly, although he lived on the coast he’d no interest in watersports.

Ceaser Tittius.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Ivor Biggun

Sheila Comelightly.

Sheila Comenightly

Buster Balls

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Dixy Normous.

Wayne Kerr,Richard Head and Ivor Hardon.

Cravin Moorehed.

From a female side ,how about flappy fanny

I somehow think #5 and #6 beat you to it!!

A ficticious porn star………King Con Dom

To `widen` this debate a little. What would your made up Porn name be?
How about `Dork Metershaft`
Then I thought to myself, What if you combined a pet with a weapon of some sort?
Mousey Panzershreck! – yep, I’ll go with that one!

Sillius Soddus! 🙂