The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or putting it another way…. Who’s the Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to checkout #10. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks .
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced .
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the
Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn
between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise…
7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time….
well, I don’t have clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and
watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized .
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.
Rob
By: trumper - 15th March 2013 at 08:21
Many true words spoken in jest.The real sad bit is that there are children in broken homes not knowing the father and having no role model as such [although i’m not sure a wham bam thank you mam is a good role model}
Never mind we will pay for them 😡
By: Derekf - 15th March 2013 at 08:14
The internet version says it’s from Detroit so I suspect it is total fabrication.
By: charliehunt - 15th March 2013 at 07:00
I have seen these before and thought they were fabricated. True or not they certainly focus on a particularly sad and unedifying aspect of British life in the 21st century.
By: paul178 - 14th March 2013 at 22:00
A woman was filling out forms at a Liverpool DWP office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Jimmy” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “They all named Jimmy,” said the woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, then I use the last names.”
By: Grey Area - 14th March 2013 at 21:25
Seen this before, but the women were supposed to be from Liverpool in the version that I saw.
Make of that what you will.
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March 14, 2013 at 9:05 pm