Come back Jim, all is forgiven

Blue 2. I am right in the proverbial today. I took Hairdresser2, wifes car, to be washed at a Polish workers car washing facility. There was a knock on my window, by the one who was washing the car with a jet wash, and he told me to”Come and look at this” I went to the front, and saw he had jet washed half of the white stripe off on the near side, I am still on a holding pattern 600 feet above the garage, He stated he didn’t speak English, when I told him he would have to pay for the repairs. I mentioned my Solicitor and Trading Standards, and Lo and behold, he suddenly developed a crash course of English:rolleyes:.
Cost of repair, £84.99. fitted by main dealer.
The thing is however, one hardly sees the same men more than half a dozen times, and they suddenly disappear.
Still waiting for the STHTF with owner:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7

When can we expect the substantial donation towards XL231?! 😀

Bue2
Graham, I didn’t mention the fact that I had won the Lottery, but keep it to yourself.:D
Jim
Lincoln.7

…how does a hairdresser afford a Sunseeker?! Ayup Jim mate 😀

I was fishing too, but not for Mackeral…. Looks like I got a bite :p

Tony, I honestly can’t believe that anyone don’t know, or have heard of Sunseeker boats,
Nearly all the F1 drivers own one, they are for the VERY rich, Y, know, like us lot:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Quote:
as I sat on the stern of my 60 foot Sunseeker, fishing for Mackeral.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Is that some sort of Caravan?

I did not know what a sunseeker was so I googled it and you

Came up with this!

and this

😮

Did anyone tell you that the Olympic Sailing competition was over?

I thought there were not many sailing boats Paul, as I sat on the stern of my 60 foot Sunseeker, fishing for Mackeral.;)
Jim.
Lincoln .7

I have been replaced by an Ipad2, and you can’t do a lot with that.

Depends what websites you look at, who needs oysters….:D

Oh, download the “Dambusters” game….;)

Did anyone tell you that the Olympic Sailing competition was over?

1 When is it and can i wear my town shirt
2 A dead oyster would be silly
3 dont tell me in another 28 years,ill still be clothes shopping.
4 Welcome home jim

1) NO black and whites, only bright cheerful colours, to match my personality,:diablo: and at my convenience.(Standing room for one only!!!!.)
2) Your right there, a BL***Y live one didn’t either:D and may just as well have been dead.
3) You had better believe it brother, YOU WILL,
4) Nice to be back,Thanks.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Hi Tony, Yep, wifeys just put my hankie in the washing machine, and my wellies are drying out nicely thanks.
Funnily, it seemed strange not being with the gang this last week.:p
Jim.
Lincoln .7

P.S. The Spit in Burmah, were no good, the assembly plans were in Burmese, so I buried it . But as I had a blank bit of fag paper packet, I put an “X” on it.
So, you will know where it is.:D

1 When is it and can i wear my town shirt
2 A dead oyster would be silly
3 dont tell me in another 28 years,ill still be clothes shopping.
4 Welcome home jim

Welcome back :D. Did you go paddling? :diablo:

Gordon Bennett, you lot!! can’t even go AWOL without you asking when the Funeral will be:D
Weymouth was the place, Swanage even better, weather better than I can remember for many a year, only the Majave Desert could have beaten the weather.
I actualy tried a LIVE Oyster, I thought my luck would be in later:eek: but I have now realised I have been replaced by an Ipad2, and you can’t do a lot with that. I did get round the Tank museum at Bovington, but failed, to get to the Museum at Yeovilton, it appears we went shopping that day for clothes, Jeeze, why do we guys fall for it?. after 46 yrs, she still says she hasn’t a thing to wear:rolleyes:
AND ANOTHER THING,
Can anyone tell my why, on the Motorways we drive at a speed of 40 mph, then for a mile 50, then a further mile at 60, NO roadworks, NO sliproads onto the Motorway, and stupid Old farts who crawl along the motorway, (Always aiming for the middle lane just to be safe) at, Yep, you guessed it 45MPH,I got behing a small personnnel carrier, “L” driver on the public road at Bovinton, and even that was touching damned near 50.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

he probably thinks hes digging in burma to be fair :p

Damn I know, but you have now spoilt the image of Jim crawling around Burma, spade in one hand, brolly in other.
Paddling with winkles between his toes and hankie on his head doesn’t just feel the same does it..

hes down in weymouth 🙂 lets hope not causing havoc to the local RNLI 🙂

He is still on it, up to his butt in Burma’s mud dragging out another Spitfire :p