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Something I wrote while at work today EU related.

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I have not wrote anything for a long time and this just came to me while bored at work today, If offends or people think its awful Mods please delete.

Recipe for EU crumble,
1) Put several countries that do not mix well in one bowl,
2) Greece one tray until nothing will stick to it
3) Pour your mix until the point is could spill and be messy for others,
4)Add plenty of nuts
5)Put mix on a high heat until it starts to break up and add some half baked ideas,measure in pounds as probably safer.

Best to serve with an AA grade economic French whine which is most suited on the rocks with the scent of touch of panic by Sarkozy Available in all up sh1t creek stores and restuarants worldwide.
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By: nJayM - 15th January 2012 at 22:48

Excellent stuff especially the deliberate ‘rural’ banter style

Excellent stuff especially the deliberate ‘rural’ banter style.

Pity you can’t do a YouTube version, 😀

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By: Bushell - 15th January 2012 at 21:23

Great stuff, I like it!

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By: duxfordhawk - 15th January 2012 at 05:55

Thanks for the complements guys, It was literally a 5 minute throw away thing.

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By: ppp - 15th January 2012 at 00:12

*like*

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By: John Green - 14th January 2012 at 22:22

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Well done ! I liked that. Many a true word spoken in jest.

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By: Dr Strangelove - 14th January 2012 at 19:12

Works for me duxfordhawk 😀

What’s good enough for Morecambe and Wise Pewty 😉

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By: Arthur Pewtey - 14th January 2012 at 18:50

I have not wrote anything for a long time

Obviously.;)

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