I don’t know whether it has yet been advertised on EBay but, there has been a rather startling technological development announced by a major international computer organisation.

A computer Hi Fi chip has been devised for insertion into ladies breast implants. The price is between £499 and £599 a pair and linked to the speaker size.

Supporters of the scheme say it has become necessary because men are frequently accused of looking only at women’s breasts and not listening to them.