OK, last night I went for a beer. 11pm until 12:30 only. I was driving today so I stayed relatively sober. (Before you ask!)
This morning, I went to do my Washing machine load……and there was no sign of last nights Socks. Nowhere in my apartment, at all.
It has puzzled me all day, and I still can’t find them.
It is usually the washing machine itself which takes the socks into a parallel universe, but they never even got the chance!