During my long post on CFRP in Commercial, I was filling my bath. 16 inches of water, hot, ready for a long soak and a read of the paper, pint of Tea, headphones….you get the picture.
However, the bubble bath I used will give interesting results. I’ll let you know.
It was Colgate Plax.
By: PeeDee - 16th February 2011 at 21:40
could have been worse !!
could have been preperation H !!:D
Prep. H doesn’t taste that bad.
It is a well known beauty product for prof. models and such. It contains a great deal of very VERY rich oils and fats, it is extremely good at keeping facial skin looking good. I’ve used it on my chapped lips, hence I know the taste……………….but you thought something else didn’t you!!!
By: tornado64 - 16th February 2011 at 20:11
Pee Dee. Many yrs ago, when I was on duty at 06.00. I was late up, and rushed into the bathroom, and when cleaning my teeth, I used DEEP HEAT funny now, but not then.
Lincoln. 7:D
could have been worse !!
could have been preperation H !!:D
By: laviticus - 14th February 2011 at 17:45
Once had to show a customer through his new Video conf system,id installed.
To test the system fully he gave me the IP of the company’s head office one.
His immortal words will always stay with me,
“there will be some one over there, as its the office party”
Yup,there was, and they seemed a bit too busy to notice that we had dialed in.
From then on Ive only ever dialed the units test page.
By: Flygirl - 14th February 2011 at 17:29
Once one of my dogs and i were both on insulin, guess which one i had taken?
I did feel a bit rough for a while.!!
Woof Woof 😀
By: stangman - 14th February 2011 at 17:21
Once one of my dogs and i were both on insulin, guess which one i had taken?
I did feel a bit rough for a while.!!
By: frankvw - 14th February 2011 at 16:02
I once had a shave, actually it was the first time I ever shaved, and instead of using shaving foam (use the can with the blue top says Dad) I used oven cleaner.
Regards,
kev35
Did you ever have to shave again ? 😀
I once had a colleague who used to chew tobacco, and in meetings, used an empty bottle to discretely spit it.
The guy next to him *thought* it was his Coke bottle…
By: Sky High - 14th February 2011 at 15:07
I reckon the Webmaster/Mods should open a new sticky in GD titled ‘Classic Threads’, and this thread should be the first such entry. Preserve such hilarity for future generations, they may well need it.
Only if the stories are true – when they are not they are in danger of becoming unfunny simply because they are not true.
By: 91Regal - 14th February 2011 at 15:00
I reckon the Webmaster/Mods should open a new sticky in GD titled ‘Classic Threads’, and this thread should be the first such entry. Preserve such hilarity for future generations, they may well need it.
By: PeeDee - 14th February 2011 at 00:19
It is with your great dissapointment,
I have no need for ointment,
The colgate product mistaken
Was an acid after shaken
But Milk was mixed
Full fat and no tricks.
By: PeeDee - 14th February 2011 at 00:10
Don’t worry, it’s no worse that mate phoning me from A&E,
It appears that the new dyson ball cleaner wasn’t quite what he thought it was 😀
Man in hospital with a Hoover nozzle stuck up the bum.
Whilst he was waiting for the operation, nurse said he was picking up very well.
By: bazv - 13th February 2011 at 23:41
Oh well…I am on a diet anyway :rolleyes:
By: trolleydolly - 13th February 2011 at 23:31
Ha Ha…Now how did I know your comment would be next Baz !!…sorry no phone number and definately no pictures!!.
By: bazv - 13th February 2011 at 23:28
TD…what was your phone number again ?…I bet icing sugar tastes a lot nicer than Talc LOL 😀
sorry…. rgds baz
By: trolleydolly - 13th February 2011 at 23:24
I went clubbing and used what I thought was talcum powder for my PVC outfit to keep me dry…..it was only when in the heat of dancing I realised it was icing sugar.
By: Lincoln 7 - 13th February 2011 at 22:59
The sight of a bunch of grapes still brings him out in a cold sweat for some unfathomable reason.
You had better warn im that he is O.K. as long as they are red, but worry like hell if they turn green, 😀
Lincoln .7
:diablo:
D’ya know, life don’t get much better than this, when we can have a good laugh on the forum.Even G.A. has his moments, (Honestly Gov!).:D
By: Lincoln 7 - 13th February 2011 at 22:40
I once had a shave, actually it was the first time I ever shaved, and instead of using shaving foam (use the can with the blue top says Dad) I used oven cleaner.
Regards,
kev35
Could.ve been worse Kev, he could have told you to use a BRILLO pad
Lincoln .7
By: Grey Area - 13th February 2011 at 22:40
The sight of a bunch of grapes still brings him out in a cold sweat for some unfathomable reason.
By: Lincoln 7 - 13th February 2011 at 22:37
That’s nothing.
I know someone who, in their hour of direst need, grabbed a tube of Deep Heat in the dark thinking it was a tube of Germoloids.
They soon discovered the error of their ways, but by then it was much too late.
The noises he made still haunt me to this day….. 😮
Is he still as vein as ever:D:D
Lincoln .7
:diablo:
By: spitfireman - 13th February 2011 at 22:33
Don’t worry, it’s no worse that mate phoning me from A&E,
It appears that the new dyson ball cleaner wasn’t quite what he thought it was 😀
……is he in here with me:eek:
By: kev35 - 13th February 2011 at 22:33
I once had a shave, actually it was the first time I ever shaved, and instead of using shaving foam (use the can with the blue top says Dad) I used oven cleaner.
Regards,
kev35
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