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The lure of a nice BBQ and cold drink in the beautiful summer sunshine..would you take a sickie??
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/aussies-set-sickie-record-before-australia-day/story-e6frf7jo-1225823426846

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By: Arabella-Cox - 26th January 2010 at 20:04

Don’t kid yourselves, it happens all over the world. I have discovered a new disease, “One-day malaria”. I am going to present my findings to the WHO. After conducting a small epidemiological study within my company, there appears to be a disease that has all the symptoms of malaria, which strikes on any day that bridges a bank holiday and a weekend, sometimes on a Friday as well. The disease, which affects only the local population, is debilitating enough to justify not coming to work, starts in the morning and mysteriously clears up at nightfall the same day. In most cases, no medication was indicated. Hey mon, thees ees Afrika! :diablo:

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By: old shape - 26th January 2010 at 19:37

Why isn’t it a recognised holiday? Is it because “Australia day” is a new idea by the anti brit lot?

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By: Sky High - 26th January 2010 at 08:56

The lure of a nice BBQ and cold drink in the beautiful summer sunshine..would you take a sickie??
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/aussies-set-sickie-record-before-australia-day/story-e6frf7jo-1225823426846

If you lost a day’s pay for your sickie, I doubt so many would be “sick”. Everyone’s conning everyone else so it would be easier to formalise the holiday and be done with it, wouldn’t it?

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