Wellington285
August 7, 2009 at 1:54 pm

In The Pub

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

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By: Deano - 7th August 2009 at 22:29

I read that joke only yesterday 😉

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By: Merlin Madness - 7th August 2009 at 20:22

Ohhhhh you scruffy man lol.

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By: DazDaMan - 7th August 2009 at 14:36

Haha, quality! 😀

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By: old shape - 7th August 2009 at 14:15

ROFL!

I’ve “Nearly” danced in the street whilst walking home from work with the Walkman in.

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By: Ren Frew - 7th August 2009 at 14:13

Now that’s a GAS !

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By: PMN - 7th August 2009 at 14:03

I’ve just properly laughed out loud! BRILLIANT!! 😀 😀

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