Lawyers 4 U (etc)

” fell off a ladder recently, wrong sort of ladder, got £7.000 for being a kn*b and going up it even though I knew it was the wrong sort of ladder! “

” walking across the floor and tripped over some plastic strapping, got £4.500 for not looking where I was walking……….”

” Got £3.000 after putting my kitten in the microwave and it died!!! There was no warnings I could not dry my kitten this way…………..”

These compensation ads make me turn over!

Couldn’t agree more! I never watch TV because it’s crap (I’ll watch comedy and documentaries on iPlayer and 4oD but I leave telly well alone) but I heard one on the radio the other week. It was essentially this lad who was on holiday and said “I was on a night out, I was totally smashed! I fell over and broke my ankle while messing around and the tour rep told me not to say anything because he’d get into trouble. I was awarded £3000 compensation”.

Idiots in need of a good slapping, the lot of them!