After killing three people, I’m surprised the Orca isn’t on the FBI’s top 10 list.
I hear it has hired O.J.’s defense lawyers.

Those idiots from Whale Wars will probably be defense witnesses saying the harpooning of the non-endangered whales in the Pacific have traumatized the animal.
If it can get the trial in Judge Ito’s court, I think it will walk (swim).

In the meantime, I might have a tuna sandwich for lunch.