Quick lads sign up or forever live in fear!!!

Men sick of copping a monthly serve have signed up for an online reminder service that warns when PMS is about to hit their partner.

http://pmsbuddy.com brainchild of a 28-year-old bloke whose mates were too often in cycle-related strife, is designed for men who have a darling of a partner for three weeks of the month – and a demon for the rest.

The reminders include pithy messages of encouragement such as “She’s on yellow – tread carefully, fella” – as well as tips for how men can mitigate the damage.

It tells men never to ask if a woman has Pre Menstrual Syndrome, and if all else fails to buy flowers, deemed to be “kryptonite to PMS.”

Championing itself on the catchcry, “saving relationships one month at a time,” the website also features a “national alert level” indicator for the US, showing how many women have PMS each day as well as the “overall threat index” on a scale of 1-4.