It slightly annoys me when I get Emails of TC one liners, most of which were not his. Even though they are amusing, they are not his.

These were:

The wife and I cleared out the attic. We found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.

I took them to an antique dealer but it was no use. Rembrandt made rotten violins and Stradivari could hardly paint at all.

Wythenshawe? My first serious girlfriend (Late 1960s) came from there. I will always have fond memories – probably better than the place deserves.

Moggy