Booze fridge in the back?
Proper window blinds and compartment seperation for those special times with little boys.
Some parts of Catholicisim is as fundementally sick as any other extremist believers in imaginary friends.

Don’t forget, the original popes got into office by mass murder. The handbag on fire is to keep the smell of the poor at bay. Based on great respect of the common people isn’t it.

Get shut of him, his churches and all the others too.