I was senior cadet (Flt Sgt) at the DF we set up and on our first ever enrollment night we had the wing padre.
Imagine if you can we are all stood in the classroom we used at the time, the parents of the enrollees are all gathered at the back of the room and myself and the three other cadets that transferred over with me are stood against the walls.
The padre is giving he spiel about what a great institution the Air Cadet was and I was only slightly listening when I heard him say…
“When I look around this room, I see years of experience to guide these new cadets. How many years do you reckon there are in this room Flight Sargeant?”
Panic! “Erm… Oh God knows…” was my reply and without missing a beat the padre replied as my hand shot to my mouth…
“I’m sure he does”
The room errupted with laughter and I wished the floor would swallow me up….

You should have said “twice as many as there are heads” 😀 😀 😀