Can you speak Dutch? If not, put on a stupid accent.

Before joining the British Army and later, the NHS, my wife did some nursing in the Netherlands, so she can (sort of) speak the language.

Her favorite saying…which I won’t begin to spell..

“Have you had your bowels open today?”

A useful phrase to know….
Rather like my atempts at Japanese and Swedish.

All he seems to have done, is miss out half of his words, and put a rather crap generic-foreign accent.

ik spreek een beetje nederlands :p

Was he trying to mimic the Dutch accent? With the exception of a few words it sounded English to me. But that guy does not seem to be right as coach. He already seems to accept he will loose!