A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped.

The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
had on a helmet and gloves.

“That sounds as if the man was a cricketer” observed the policeman.

“Oh yes he was” replied the woman, “and what’s more he was an Englishman”.

“I suppose you guessed that because of his accent ” said the Sergeant.

“No” the woman said, “it was because he didn’t stay in very long.” :D:cool:

HO HO. At least we don’t win on protest because we don’t like the way the other side plays.