British teenager has had a full English breakfast tattooed onto his head overnight – including bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, and a full set of cutlery.
Nineteen-year-old Dayne Gilbey, from Coventry in central England, spent six hours under the needle of tattoo artist Blane Dickinson after answering an add for a willing victim.
“My friends and family keep asking me why I’m doing this,” Gilbey explained after the brightly-coloured tattoo, which resembles a smiling face, was etched onto his scalp.
“For me it’s just something different which has never been done before,” he said, adding: “My Mum is really unhappy about it and threatened to throw me out but I don’t think she’ll go through with it.
” Mr Dickinson, who did the tattoo at his local pub, The Albion in the north Wales town of Conwy, said he was glad finally to have found someone who wanted the breakfast design.
“I first had this idea four years ago so I’m glad to have finally found someone brave, or perhaps unhinged, enough to do it,” said the 32-year-old.
“I’m not charging Dayne, but this tattoo would normally cost around 350 pounds and must definitely be the most expensive breakfast he’s ever had,” he added.
For his next job, Dickinson says he is looking for a volunteer willing to have their own face tattooed on the back of their head
By: landyman2 - 3rd March 2007 at 05:20
ok, you started me off.
q what does a chav use for contraception?.
a his personality
q what do you call a chav jogger?
a a bag snatcher
q whats the difference between a chav and a chavette?
a chavette has a higher sperm count
q whats the most confusing day for chavs?
a fathers day
coat on, i’m off. 😉
Greg
By: Arabella-Cox - 20th February 2007 at 17:18
a website devoted to them
:diablo:
By: mike currill - 20th February 2007 at 11:28
[HTML]British teenager has had a full English breakfast tattooed onto his head overnight – including bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, and a full set of cutlery.[/HTML]
What’s the point – no-ones going to see it under the Burberry baseball cap anyway !!
😀 😀
By: Loose-Head - 20th February 2007 at 11:23
[HTML]British teenager has had a full English breakfast tattooed onto his head overnight – including bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, and a full set of cutlery.[/HTML]
What’s the point – no-ones going to see it under the Burberry baseball cap anyway !!
By: Craigston_Tom - 19th February 2007 at 16:51
Would you class the Gallaghers from the television series Shameless as Chav’s then…i think i’m getting the picture
Yes I suppose you could class the Gallaghers in Shameless as Chavs, well the kids anyway e.g. Lip, Ian, Carl.
The Gallaghers, dare I say, could also be classed as “common” rather than Chavs.
By: DazDaMan - 19th February 2007 at 12:17
Another site worth looking at for everything chav-wise…..
http://freespace.virgin.net/chav.scum/
Actually, isn’t “chav-wise” a bit of a misnomer?? 😉
By: steve rowell - 19th February 2007 at 05:57
Would you class the Gallaghers from the television series Shameless as Chav’s then…i think i’m getting the picture
By: Ivan - 14th February 2007 at 16:06
Chav jokes
Don’t know if this is where you found them Steve, but worth a look.
Safe, Innit.
narr wot I meeeeeeen.
By: Ivan - 14th February 2007 at 15:45
Nobody has mentioned chav bikers yet. These are the maniac bikers who have nothing better to do, than go flat out in a 30mph area. If they see a clear stretch of open road ahead, they go completely crazy, hammering along like a Bat out of hell.
If a chav biker has to stop at traffic lights, make sure you’re not crossing the road, when they turn Green.
Why is it, that a chav biker has to have the loudest bike in Town. Don’t they realize, that roaring along a road at full decibel level, is not good for their ears, or anyone else’s. ______________________________________
I think “Chav Bikers” tend to be on mini motos and dirt bikes tearing down towpaths and across parks full of kids. Your general Chav tends to like “pimped” Saxo’s rather than proper bikes. I have never seen a biker wearing a burberry print helmet hanging around macdonalds talking like a mix between an american rapper and Vicki Pollard.
You should not be crossing the road when the lights go green. Pretty straight forward thing really. Far more dangerous are the buses and Taxi’s I see every morning on one particular junction on the Wednesfield Bypass that go through on Red! Flat out on a modern bike is around 170mph. Not seen many doing that around Wolverhampton City Centre.
Chavs seem to be an increasingly worrying undercurrent to society. Note the recent stats that the UK is the worst place to bring up kids. There is very little emphasis on respect these days. On Mondays visit to Cosford the amount of kids climbing on exhibits with their proud parents looking on and going “AAwwww look at him, bless him” was downright annoying.
Yes I am a Grumpy Old Man and looking at our country’s current state I have a bloody damned good right to be!!!
PS Quote: 16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
😀 My wife was a single parent benefit advisor until a couple of months ago. THAT joke is not far from the truth!!!!!
Ivan
Patriot and Mini owner and Triumph Daytona rider.
By: roscoria - 12th February 2007 at 08:45
Maniacal bikers.
Nobody has mentioned chav bikers yet. These are the maniac bikers who have nothing better to do, than go flat out in a 30mph area. If they see a clear stretch of open road ahead, they go completely crazy, hammering along like a Bat out of hell.
If a chav biker has to stop at traffic lights, make sure you’re not crossing the road, when they turn Green.
Why is it, that a chav biker has to have the loudest bike in Town. Don’t they realize, that roaring along a road at full decibel level, is not good for their ears, or anyone else’s. ______________________________________
By: geedee - 11th February 2007 at 20:53
This is good….
By: PMN - 10th February 2007 at 17:12
Very nice, Steve, but Beachy Head is a nice place. Splattering Chav blood all over it wouldn’t be nice. Can’t we just throw them into a rather angry sea instead?
Paul
By: DazDaMan - 10th February 2007 at 16:22
Much appreciated the jokes, Steve! 😀
By: steve rowell - 10th February 2007 at 09:12
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a
filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
9. What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
“What you lookin’ at?”
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving?
The police
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society
By: Grey Area - 10th February 2007 at 08:54
That’s true, were he a true “chav” he’d have had a packet of Monster Munch for his breakfast…
Have Greggs pasties not made their way North of the Border then, Allen? 😉
By: Ren Frew - 10th February 2007 at 02:33
No, Steve.
This is what’s commonly known as an “idiot”. :diablo:
That’s true, were he a true “chav” he’d have had a packet of Monster Munch for his breakfast…
By: Grey Area - 10th February 2007 at 00:49
No, Steve.
This is what’s commonly known as an “idiot”. :diablo:
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