Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
4) Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expectto be tied down.
14) Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not good.
By: Olympus Swan - 20th March 2006 at 18:14
Trust the sows to stick together!
😮
Boar….ing!!
By: Spitfire Pilot - 20th March 2006 at 17:14
I have to say Holty………….I like that one 😀 😀 😀 Mark 😀
By: laviticus - 19th March 2006 at 20:47
Trust the sows to stick together!
oh 😮
yer on yer own with that one mate lol
says dave backing into the dark, out of the way of the forthcomming female wrath 😀 😀
By: Avgas - 19th March 2006 at 20:38
Trust the sows to stick together!
By: Mark9 - 19th March 2006 at 15:19
One for the Ladies……
Men are like…
Men are like department stores…
their clothes should always be half off.Men are like computers…
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.Men are like coolers…
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.Men are like chocolate bars…
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.Men are like coffee…
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.Men are like horoscopes…
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.Men are like plungers…
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the crap out of you.What are the two reasons men don’t mind their own business?
No mind – no businessHow are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are taken and what’s left is handicapped.Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and goodlooking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
😀 😀 😀 Very good indeed 😀 LMAO 😉 Anna
By: Olympus Swan - 19th March 2006 at 09:37
Pig’s very cute…
By: Avgas - 19th March 2006 at 09:12
😀 yes they are, cute too! Its all good fun! Can’t live with um, Can’t live without um! 🙂
Is that pigs or men?
By: Shadow1 - 19th March 2006 at 06:54
Both lists are very funny with both of them describing the situations accurately! 😀 :diablo: 😀 :diablo:
By: holty - 18th March 2006 at 23:41
😀 yes they are, cute too! Its all good fun! Can’t live with um, Can’t live without um! 🙂
stangly enough thats what we say about women :diablo: :diablo:
By: Olympus Swan - 18th March 2006 at 21:22
😀 yes they are, cute too! Its all good fun! Can’t live with um, Can’t live without um! 🙂
By: Avgas - 18th March 2006 at 21:19
One for the Ladies……
Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
Pigs happen to be very clean, intelligent animals.
We take that as a compliment – thank you!
By: Olympus Swan - 18th March 2006 at 21:08
One for the Ladies……
Men are like…
Men are like department stores…
their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like computers…
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers…
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars…
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee…
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes…
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers…
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the crap out of you.
What are the two reasons men don’t mind their own business?
No mind – no business
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are taken and what’s left is handicapped.
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and goodlooking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
By: Olympus Swan - 18th March 2006 at 21:05
as a fellow female, I have to say “Very Good” chaps…. I saw the funny side…. 🙂
By: steve rowell - 18th March 2006 at 05:56
I’d like a dollar for everytime i’ve seen that joke
By: ollieholmes - 18th March 2006 at 01:25
Number 9, the more planes you have flown the better. 😀 😀 😀
By: EGPH - 17th March 2006 at 21:30
😀 Hilarious. Very good 😀
By: holty - 17th March 2006 at 18:35
seriously worried, lol!!
By: Canpark - 17th March 2006 at 16:26
😀 😀 She has, she is just not reacting holty :p :p Anna 😀 😀
Shut down, holty!! 😀 LOL 😀
By: laviticus - 17th March 2006 at 16:21
😀 😀 She has, she is just not reacting holty :p :p Anna 😀 😀
ooooooo shes doing a number 16, lol
I SEE MUCHO PAIN ON YOU ASS HOLTY……….
By: holty - 17th March 2006 at 13:36
PMSL!!!! nice one barry
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