Right, who would you like to smack upside the head a little (or a lot), and why??
I nominate:
Yes, Chantelle from Celebrity Big Brother.
Why? Because I’m sick of the sight of her. Every tabloid that I have picked up recently (I’m a Star man waiting in the sky, He’d like to come and meet us, But he thinks he’d blow our minds) has her mug on the front page, or something about her and that Preston bloke, who I’d never even heard of until this sorry excuse for TV came along!! 😡
(and… breathe!)
Celebrity slap score – 9 out of 10 (I took one point off as she’s reasonably fit)
By: steve rowell - 14th February 2006 at 23:30
Stephen Fry, the man should’ve been drowned at birth
By: chicken chaser - 14th February 2006 at 19:33
chris moyles.now theres an excuse to be found guilty of some trumped up charge and to be shot at dawn.and not be pardoned in a few years time when its been found to be a miss carriage of justice, lets make it a bank holiday.
By: Arm Waver - 14th February 2006 at 14:44
Either way add ’em to the list!!!
By: DazDaMan - 14th February 2006 at 14:41
That Richard Blackwood bloke!!!
By: holty - 14th February 2006 at 14:37
Westwood? I caught a bit of one of those “Pimp my ride” things on Ch5 by mistake (and only once!) and there was this “Westwood” – about late 30’s? – trying to be hip and the like and just looked like a prat…
and sounding an even bigger prat
By: Arm Waver - 14th February 2006 at 14:18
Who’s that white DJ who tries to pretend he’s black?….
Westwood? I caught a bit of one of those “Pimp my ride” things on Ch5 by mistake (and only once!) and there was this “Westwood” – about late 30’s? – trying to be hip and the like and just looked like a prat…
By: Moggy C - 14th February 2006 at 14:11
Who’s that white DJ who tries to pretend he’s black?
Ahhh! And middle-class boy made Estuary – Ben Elton. And don’t forget that Irish git, Geldof. Jack Straw 😡 Cherie Blair.
And the Duxford hag.
Moggy
By: holty - 14th February 2006 at 14:04
Ricky Gervais – Funny? Nah…
about as funny as a dose of the clap 😡
By: DazDaMan - 14th February 2006 at 13:54
Richard Madeley needs a good slap.
And his wife. Don’t get me started on those two….!
By: Arm Waver - 14th February 2006 at 13:46
Ricky Gervais – Funny? Nah…
By: bombsaway - 14th February 2006 at 13:17
Richard Madeley needs a good slap.
By: DazDaMan - 14th February 2006 at 13:14
I’d go for Gervais, too. The Office springs to mind.
By: PilotDKH - 14th February 2006 at 12:03
Worral Thompson? Isn’t he that TV cook who said he smokes while he cooks? Him, maybe. But definitely smack that Ricky Gervais into the next century. He pops up everywhere & thinks he’s great when he’s just irritating to the max.
By: steve rowell - 14th February 2006 at 11:11
I have to agree on that one
By: Moggy C - 14th February 2006 at 11:03
Sure you didn’t miss anybody out, lol!!
Anthony Worral Thompson 😡
By: holty - 14th February 2006 at 10:08
Ant, Dec, Parkinson, Graham Norton, the three northern kids in the Vauxhall ad (pushing ‘celebrity’ a bit, I know), The fat bloke off East Enders who became the fat bloke in the SAS in Ultimate Farce, Bruce Willis, the two blokes in Oasis, Robbie Williams, Leo Sayer, Chris de Burgh, Blair, Brown, Prescott, Ruth Kelly, Clare Short, Chris Evans, Bjork, Kate Bush, Mugabe, Gerry Adams, Martin McGuiness, Rev Ian Paisley, Paul McCartney, all three thousand female continuity announcers employed across all the television channels with thick Geordie accents, some radio presenter called Gaunt, all the Liberals who knifed Charlie Kennedy in the back, Jeffrey Archer, The entire cast and writers of Bad Girls, Princess Diana (too late, I know), James Blunt, Chris de Burgh again, Jimmy Tarbuck, Tim Henman…..
sure you didn’t miss anybody out, lol!!
By: DazDaMan - 14th February 2006 at 08:23
Ant, Dec, Parkinson, Graham Norton, the three northern kids in the Vauxhall ad (pushing ‘celebrity’ a bit, I know), The fat bloke off East Enders who became the fat bloke in the SAS in Ultimate Farce, Bruce Willis, the two blokes in Oasis, Robbie Williams, Leo Sayer, Chris de Burgh, Blair, Brown, Prescott, Ruth Kelly, Clare Short, Chris Evans, Bjork, Kate Bush, Mugabe, Gerry Adams, Martin McGuiness, Rev Ian Paisley, Paul McCartney, all three thousand female continuity announcers employed across all the television channels with thick Geordie accents, some radio presenter called Gaunt, all the Liberals who knifed Charlie Kennedy in the back, Jeffrey Archer, The entire cast and writers of Bad Girls, Princess Diana (too late, I know), James Blunt, Chris de Burgh again, Jimmy Tarbuck, Tim Henman…..
And breathe…. 😉
By: steve rowell - 14th February 2006 at 00:23
Nope. I’m in love with Anna Ryder-Richardson :rolleyes:
Moggy
Anybody that calls their kids Bibi Bell and Dixie dot can’t be all that bad!!!
By: Moggy C - 14th February 2006 at 00:03
Rory McGrath. Did I mention Blunkett?
By: Moggy C - 14th February 2006 at 00:02
Christ, do you have an angry disposition or just hate the whole world??
Nope. I’m in love with Anna Ryder-Richardson :rolleyes:
(And Mrs Moggy too)
Moggy
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