Parade Ground banter

I agree, tht thread is priceless, very funny.

There are some good ones around and I reckon that in my 22 years of army life I heard most of them at least once and some of them a lot more.

Yes, thoroughly enjoyed that! 🙂

Especially loved the one about the dead fly and it’s “owner” getting charged twice – firstly for having a pet and secondly, for not looking after it!! Priceless! 😀

That collection brought back some memories for me. Here’s another one:
RSM pokes soldier in chest with his pace stick and shouts “There’s s**t on the end of my stick soldier”
“I’m sorry sir, it’s not my end”

and another:
The Brigadier is inspecting the troops and says to one of them “How long have you been here Corporal?”
“Two sir”
“Two years corporal?”
“No sir. Two f–ing hours waiting for you”

I know they are both true as in both cases I was stood next to the soldier concerned. The curious thing is that neither was disciplined

Sorry if this has already been posted (no time for a search) but it made me laugh. Liked the one about “You’re as sharp as a Fxxxing marble!”

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=166612&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Don’t be sorry, its good to be reminded of the good old days… 😀 :D.

Thanks for that.I’ve just spent 2 hours wiping away tears of laughter 😀
Loved the one about wearing a kit-bag on your head 😀