Apologies to the non Uk readers who may not understand what is driving most of us mad. 🙂
Directions:
1. Leave home.
2. Drive to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” – follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” – follow for 0.3 miles
7. Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North Airport Exit” – follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” – follow for 29.2 miles
9. Then continue on “US 287 north” – follow for 91.1 miles
10. US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” – follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” – follow for 104.0 miles
12. “US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” – follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow “US 287 north” – follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” – follow for 7.8 miles
15. Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” – follow for 0.5miles
16. Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” – follow for 1.7 miles
17. Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” – follow for 0.1 miles then,
18. Stop. You have arrived at your destination.
Now that’s the way to Amarillo !!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW ? :diablo:
By: mike currill - 20th May 2005 at 09:12
No no, you must drive on the “right” side
Left is right and right is wrong!!
If I was going there I wouldn’t start from here 🙂
By: whalebone - 18th May 2005 at 19:18
Just follow 394 :p
By: Airline owner - 18th May 2005 at 17:56
I personally havent got a problem with Tony Christie’s song. I think its rather good.
By: whalebone - 18th May 2005 at 00:23
So…Do you know the way to San Jose?
Flood
If the consensus of the forum is in the affirmative I will gladly furnish you with directions.
Regarding the cost of your ticket, I leave contributions down to the individual but don’t worry, I’m sure there will be enough.
By: Snapper - 17th May 2005 at 23:07
Every bugger emails or texts me this. Whats the big deal? Mind you, this way looks better – someone else had it going via Tulsa. Like I have the time for that. Everyone knows it’s 24 hours from Tulsa.
By: Flood - 17th May 2005 at 21:49
Now that’s the way to Amarillo !!!!!!!!
So…Do you know the way to San Jose?
Flood
By: Nermal - 17th May 2005 at 14:44
No no, you must drive on the “right” side
Yes, but the right side of the road is the wrong side… – Nermal
By: whalebone - 17th May 2005 at 13:28
Yes but she’s been waiting there since 1971 and I don’t think she quite remembers why anymore 😀
By: Ren Frew - 17th May 2005 at 13:20
You forgot to add “Look for ‘Sweet Marie’ who awaits for you”.
By: bmi-star - 17th May 2005 at 13:12
:D:D:D good one :D:D:D
By: steve rowell - 17th May 2005 at 12:25
You forgot to mention drive on the wrong side of the road – Nermal
No no, you must drive on the “right” side
By: DazDaMan - 17th May 2005 at 12:16
Would you believe that, after the resurgent interest in “that” song, Tony Christie is being slated to perform the new James Bond Theme? 😮
By: whalebone - 17th May 2005 at 12:16
I give up, the BBC are streaming it 😡 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4554083.stm
By: whalebone - 17th May 2005 at 12:04
Oh God, this will have it back at No1 for weeks 😡
The Royal Dragoons version can be found here if you want it, best to use a download manager as this blokes website is getting hammered at the moment.
56k folk be aware it’s just over 50mb
By: Nermal - 16th May 2005 at 12:33
You forgot to mention drive on the wrong side of the road – Nermal
By: DazDaMan - 16th May 2005 at 12:20
You have way too much time on your hands, dude 😉
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