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Lunchtime…

…is “MY” time, bitch!

Don’t you just hate it when, having sat down to eat your lunch and you’re happily browsing the internet, and some dufus, dickhead or dweebie comes up to you and asks, “Are you on your lunch?” No, ****brick, that’s why I’m sitting eating a sandwich whilst looking at the **********ing Ain’t It Cool News website, or the ******* Jaws forum, or something equally more ******* interesting than work!!!

Then the inconsiderate ****** starts talking about work – while you’re still eating/drinking/browsing. Umm, HELLO!? You just asked me five seconds ago if this was my lunch break, to which I replied yes, so does that give you the incentive to start going on about some **** you’d like me to do for you??

NO!!! It certainly ******* does not! It gives you the incentive to bugger off and leave me to it! Now, **** off, or I’ll stab you in the neck with a letter opener, then gut you like a fish and skip with your intestines!!

God, there are some inconsiderate sonsofbitches in the office!!!

Rant over, have a nice day! 😉

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By: DazDaMan - 7th May 2005 at 06:56

It’s alright for you Daz. I often have to spend my lunch watching Spitfire’s and the like looping and playing in the skies above me, it’s a real chore I tell ya…… 😉

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By: Snapper - 7th May 2005 at 06:29

You need a spud gun. Anyone who does that (and it is SO damned inconsiderate) deserves a king Edward between the eyes.

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By: DGH - 7th May 2005 at 00:06

It’s alright for you Daz. I often have to spend my lunch watching Spitfire’s and the like looping and playing in the skies above me, it’s a real chore I tell ya…… 😉

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By: DazDaMan - 6th May 2005 at 21:43

Now there’s a kick-ass idea…

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By: Colonial Bird - 6th May 2005 at 18:26

A girl I sit next to has a small sign that says “On Break; NO work related questions” that she carries around with her and holds up to anyone that starts talking to her when she’s break. It’s hilarious watching her do this….:rolleyes:

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