Hmmm… let’s have a go at writing one ??

“A Bad Time to Start Sniffin Glue” by R. Frew 1836-1712

“I wander lonely as a cloud, aboard an A330
There’s nothing on the IFE…. But drink and nuts a plenty
Looking down, the barren sea is cold and grey and icy
The cabin crew accept no cash, but plastic “will do nicely”

Another hour, we’ll see green land or maybe Nova Scotia ?
I wish I hadn’t flown El Al, my mutton chop is kosher
On and on through icy fronts and north atlantic weather
The flaps have gone, the rudder’s stuck, and where’s me lucky heather ?

The captain’s ill, the FO’s puked, alas I fear we’re stricken
What to do, oh no we’re doomed both of ’em had the chicken
Inflate the auto, man the pumps and what’s your vector victor?
They want a man to fly the plane, the cabin is a picture !

I never hung around a grown man’s gym, or bounced a ball of leather
But to get to grips with this old bird, I fear I must endeavour ?
The radar’s jammed, we’re diving down, and now I write to you…
I certainly picked one hell of a day, to take up sniffin glue !!!”

Next please….. 😀