Santa empties his sack

Cant stop long you know how it is, but I jus thought you needed to know the kind of idiot requests people here have asked for crimbo:
A original Raleigh Chopper in flame orange!
I want a BMW 3 series and A Boeing Business Jet
a Spitfire Mk9 :diablo:
Please can I have Kylies phone number?
sno4xmas
A new mainspar, and some money wouldn’t go amiss either
A juicey bird for christmas pleese!
gimme a suburu impresa or tha rainderr gitz it
A girlfriend that the wife wont find out about!;)
The location of an underground store of Spits that were properly presevred-or any other old fighters! Thx
the demise of airbus. nothing else

I have left out the personal (wishing other forum members dead is not my scene, no matter what theyve done to you) and the obcene ones.
Must fly, enjoy yourselves!