Santas grotto

Ho ho ho!
Just passing thru and thought Id ask want you ruffians want for Crimbo – and why? So come over here and sit on me knee whilst I emptys me sack.
Also what was your best pressy from yesteryear – and the worst (and no blaming me for it).
Now just be good – it is just 14 shoplifting days to crimbo, afterall – I knows whos been naughty or nice you know, just listen to the song.