What’s next? No more drinking in a tabac?

It’s a stupid law anyway. Irish pubs are so impregated with cigarette smoke that a ban won’t help a thing. It will take centuries before those drinking holes are aired enough to make them noticably less dangerous. But by that time we’d be dead anyway.

The stupid thing is, with all those nice schemes and laws to promote everyone’s health and stop ourselves from dying in traffic and such… i’m going to die at some point anyway, could i at least die from doing something fun? I don’t think anyone has been given eternal life yet because of a smoking ban or a job-sponsored membership to the gym.

Anyone fancy going to a pub in Ireland with me? Bring a file or a saw and some asbestos. That’s legal.