Why is it that…

…my ex-girlfriend, who was the subject of some ridicule recently (thanks to me! :diablo: ), still wants to keep in touch with me?!

She’s married to a guy who, let’s face it, will NEVER win any beauty contests (but then neither will I!), and has buggered off down south somewhere – thankfully very far away from me!! – so why does she still insist on keeping in touch?! :angry: