I work in a large food factory and am responsible for several large industrial ovens.
Siting in my office this morning and the phone rings and this bloke asks about the hot water tank on the aforesaid ovens.
After I told him the info he anted he said “Thanks now I can burn my hand for a bit to get a week off”.
Thinking it was a joke I carried on with paperwork etc before getting a call to say the clown had just stuck his hand in red hot water and was in the first aid room.
On being questioned he claimed he did it “Because I want a week on the **** and my manager says I can not take a week off until the end of the month”.
Oh well he can have loads of time off as he has now been sacked and it serves him right.
By: andrewman - 14th October 2004 at 18:45
The idiot has now been to my house asking me to help him get his job back.
Like they say their’s always one.
By: EN830 - 14th October 2004 at 17:14
I don’t think he bothered either, I think he was Irish so it may have been a bit complicated 🙂
By: danohagan - 14th October 2004 at 17:09
Not you EN830 – the bloke who wrote the e-mail!!!!
By: EN830 - 14th October 2004 at 17:05
I just copied and pasted, didn’t bother with spell checking it.
By: danohagan - 14th October 2004 at 17:04
The e-mail above would have more effect if he could actually spell “psycho” though… 😀 😀
By: danohagan - 14th October 2004 at 17:02
That’s one of the most bizarre stories I’ve ever heard!!! To admit to it is the most amazing part!!! What a joker!
By: EN830 - 14th October 2004 at 17:02
How about this, which I received this afternoon !!!
I got this from a colleague in the office:-
This joker took the opportunity to send this mail to the 200+ people in the company when he got sacked last Friday, I have changed the names of those named in the mail (but not his), I’m sure people have had daydreams about doing something like this when they leave a job ….but nobody actually does it!! As you can imagine this spread like wildfire around the Dublin Funds Industry as everybody knows people working in all the other companies… have a look at the below.
Hi All,
Well if your all getting this mail it means Ive got the sack and no Longer work for PFPC – and as im sure ill be ushered out of the building quick smart, I thought id write this mail in advance so I can let you all know what happened………… Well anyone is in the Hedge Team knows its big on the auld banter….everyone having a laugh with everyone else………..So last Wednesday we (afew of us in Hedge) Were chatting amoung the team about How old everyone is – from the young Brian who’s just 21 to Aine who is……….well lets just say she’s abit older 🙂 Anyway when we were chatting Sarah “The Physco” O’Keefe refused to tell us her age (which is 32 by the way) Even though she’s a physco and no one should have anything to do with her she looks well for a 32 year old……despite being a physco…….So I started having a laugh with her about her age as many of us have done with Aine and Brian and with other peolpe about other things…I mean we all just take it as a laugh and laugh it off……. But not Sarah “The Physco” O’Keefe…………What does she do? Sarah went straight to HR and put in a formal complaint saying that I Was “Spreading personal Information about her”…..Then she follows me into the kitchen to boast about it, she was asking how I got her age and then she said “Well ive put in a complaint to HR about you” I couldnt believe it…I mean thats something a 5 year old would do (or a physco)…….If she had of spoke to me saying she was offended I wouldnt have mentioned it again…………Now this has happened all because of her………..I think this whole thing has been blown way out of proportion. Anyway Sarah I really think you need to look at yourself, I mean what Is your major problem…….you dont want people knowing your age….is it because you want to lie and tell men your younger than you actually are? well abit of news for you Sarah….That wont help – Your a Physco and men dont want anything to do with Physcos……..O and dont think its just me who thinks yor a Physco, ive already been included in several conversations with other people in PFPC who think your nuts oo…alot of your colleagues think your nuts….Im sure management do too, I mean seriously Sarah your 32, you’ve been in this company for 2 years and your a junior….there are people who are here less than a year and are seniors……Obviously your age complex is just the start of your problems. Anyway Robbie left Take That Geri left the Spice Girls Roy Keane left Saipan So I guess its my turn to be leaving………….. Ive had a good few months here and have really enjoyed it – Have met some great people – and hope to stay in touch – Wishing you all the best in the future…..even you Sarah – Go see a doctor you big Physco……Ill be off now to look on www.job.ie…..Anybody wanna throw my CV into HR and help me out? Take it handy Folks. Damo (I dont like my new signature below as much)
Damien Fitzsimons
Unemployed Bum,
YMCA House
Tel: 087 xxx xxxx
Fax: As if I have a fax…….
Mailto: [email]damien_fitzsimons@xxxxx.com[/email]
By: John C - 14th October 2004 at 16:53
Definitely – what a muppett! Doing it is stupid enough, admitting why is priceless!
JC
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 16:48
Sounds like a Darwin Awards contender there mate…
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