By: steve rowell - 22nd September 2004 at 10:15
Maybe the knickers smell like wicker
By: Colonial Bird - 22nd September 2004 at 09:26
I think he’s just insinuating that he sniffs laundry baskets. Wicker can smell mighty fine y’know…
By: steve rowell - 22nd September 2004 at 06:54
Have you been sniffing the laundry basket again?
Flood
Are you insinuating that he’s a knickers sniffer
By: Learning_Slowly - 21st September 2004 at 15:23
No you can end up with grass in your hair
By: Nermal - 21st September 2004 at 14:53
Don’t use greaseproof paper, though… – Nermal
By: Learning_Slowly - 21st September 2004 at 13:42
For what, call tracing? I will have to try that.
By: Barnowl - 21st September 2004 at 12:45
An air-horn is good for that too.
By: futurepilot - 21st September 2004 at 12:07
Either A) blow a whistle as loud as u can down the phone or B)get the operator to trace the call and ring him around the clock
By: Learning_Slowly - 21st September 2004 at 09:14
Laundry basket? What is one of those for?
By: Flood - 20th September 2004 at 18:02
Have you been sniffing the laundry basket again?
Flood
By: Learning_Slowly - 20th September 2004 at 13:40
Much like a lost rabbit in a banana tree i would imagine
By: Nermal - 20th September 2004 at 12:27
Thats a strange saying and no mistake… – Nermal
By: Colonial Bird - 20th September 2004 at 03:28
Snapper? No! Not him! He’s as sane a chimp in a mexican circus…
By: Arabella-Cox - 19th September 2004 at 22:33
Urgh… 😀
Hey, wanna know the best bit about all this? Snapper phoned me on the land line on Friday night, and when I picked the phone up he started singing Stand and Deliver. I didn’t recognise his voice, and it took me ages to work out who it was. Bloke’s a bloody nutcase! 😀
By: landyman - 19th September 2004 at 15:59
ho mi god, thats worse than my jokes!!! well some of em anyways 😉
did you hear about the essex girl that worked in a sperm bank?. she got sacked for drinking on the job…..
Greg
By: Mark9 - 18th September 2004 at 12:09
😮 😮 Time change phone numbers 😉 Anna 😀
By: Flood - 18th September 2004 at 00:01
May i ask why you have it?
For demonstration purposes… Here, let me show you!
Flood
By: Arabella-Cox - 17th September 2004 at 20:38
That is the worst joke I’ve heard all week Steve…
I’ll take that as a compliment. 😀
By: Arthur - 17th September 2004 at 19:26
Sing back something even more penetrating, although Stand and Deliver (…yoliyoliyooo…) is brilliant enough at that.
Suggestions: Delilah (Tom Jones or Engelbert Humperdinck or whomever is now juicing up the elderly ladies in Las Vegas nowadays), Fernando (Abba), Row row row your boat, Boys (Sabrina), Rasputin (Boney M)…
By: Colonial Bird - 17th September 2004 at 19:04
It’s probably Snapper, just tell him he can stand and deliver for you anytime…I bet he doesn’t call back..;)
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