What famous peoples names really mean !

DIEGO MARADONA
O DEAR, I’M A GONAD

TONY BLAIR PM
I’M TORY PLAN B

VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY
I’M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

MICHAEL HESELTINE
ELECT HIM, HE’S ALIEN

DAVID MELOR
D*LDO MARVEL

DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE
I AM A RIGHT DEATH CASE

BENSON AND HEDGES
NHS BEEN A GODSEND

MEL GIBSON
BIG MELONS

GLORIA ESTEFAN
LARGE FAT NOSE

MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
VARIANT RIVAL TO A MAN

GABRIELA SABATINI
INSATIABLE AIRBAG

IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME
O MY TERRIBLE DRAINS BELOW

EVANGELIST
EVILS AGENT

DESPERATION
A ROPE ENDS IT

MORSE CODE
HERE COME DOTS

MOTHER IN LAW
WOMAN HITLER

SEMOLINA
IS NO MEAL

A DECIMAL POINT
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTORWAY SERVICE STATION
I EAT CORONARY VOMIT STEWS

There are more but they’re a bit rooood !

Any others ?