Dopey (warning too stupid) :D

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are – THE – seven
dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, what can I do for
you?”

Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?”

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.”

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?”

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.”

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey
turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?”

“I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting……..”Dopey
screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey
screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey
screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey
screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!Dopey
screwed a penguin!Dopey screwed a penguin!”