An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you ‘touch and go.’
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month
Airplanes don’t have parents.
Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It’s always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
By: Flood - 12th May 2004 at 11:56
As can women, but you still love ’em!
Flood.™
By: DazDaMan - 12th May 2004 at 08:11
Aircrafts dont have headaches , do they ?
No, but they can BE a headache! 😉
By: steve rowell - 12th May 2004 at 05:45
Yep but women don’t have D-checks ….. 🙁
No, but they have D cups
By: Hand87_5 - 11th May 2004 at 20:02
Aircrafts dont have headaches , do they ?
Yep but women don’t have D-checks ….. 🙁
By: HuntingHawk - 11th May 2004 at 19:51
Aircrafts dont have headaches , do they ?
By: Learning_Slowly - 11th May 2004 at 15:43
Well i have found usually alot of talking about aircraft is done round women and alot of talking about women is done round aircraft. Funny old world
By: Phil Foster - 11th May 2004 at 15:34
How about aircraft AND women?
By: steve rowell - 11th May 2004 at 06:37
I think he’s already got the flaps
By: Snapper - 11th May 2004 at 06:27
Yes 🙂
I say women of course,
much more pleasurable, useful and fun!
Which is undoubtedly why you want to be like one.
By: steve rowell - 11th May 2004 at 02:52
Ahh, but is maintaining an aeroplane more expensive than maintaining a woman?! 😉
Ah yes! but which one has to be serviced the most
By: Arabella-Cox - 10th May 2004 at 08:58
Yes 🙂
I say women of course,
much more pleasurable, useful and fun!
By: DazDaMan - 10th May 2004 at 08:39
Ahh, but is maintaining an aeroplane more expensive than maintaining a woman?! 😉
By: mike currill - 9th May 2004 at 21:59
Aeroplanes can’t bring you a beer and a pizza when you are in front of the tv.
And a woman says get your own
By: mike currill - 9th May 2004 at 21:58
Ah, but can an aeroplane take you to heaven and back?;)
Flood.
Yes and more often than a woman will.
By: Dutchy - 5th May 2004 at 10:49
Airplanes stop whining when you shut the engines off
Women will do so eventually, the difference is with an airplane you can bring her back to life again.
By: steve rowell - 5th May 2004 at 10:15
Airplanes stop whining when you shut the engines off
By: seahawk - 5th May 2004 at 08:59
But they will also not hit you on the head if you ask them to do so. 😀
By: Snapper - 5th May 2004 at 08:23
Aeroplanes can’t bring you a beer and a pizza when you are in front of the tv.
By: google - 5th May 2004 at 01:16
What about a female airplane? huh?
By: Flood - 5th May 2004 at 00:24
Ah, but can an aeroplane take you to heaven and back?;)
Flood.
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