Joke 2

Three bulls are sitting in a field watching the farmer pull up to the fence with a wagon carrying his latest bull.
Bull 1 – the oldest and wisest bull who studs for 50 of the farmers cows – says “No way is this guy having ANY of my cows! He goes anywhere near any of them I’ll kill him!”
Bull 2 – the second oldest who is bravest and studs for 15 of the farmers cows – replies “Me too, I’ll chase him off the field!”
Bull 3 – the youngest who only has 10 cows but is quite ambitious – adds “Who does this guy think he is anyway?”
Just then the farmer unbolts the wagon door and a giant bull who is twice the bulk of any of the others and stands twice as tall trots out. Suddenly the youngest bull gets to his feet and starts pawing the ground with his hooves. “ARE YOU MAD???” Screams the bravest bull. “He’ll eat you alive son, its not worth ten cows!” Adds the oldest bull.
“I don’t give a s*** about my cows!” replies the young fella”I’m just letting him know I’m a bull!!!”