Which celebrity deserves a slap?

A slap is fine by me, as long as it’s done with a cricket bat.

Blair.

Chris Evans.

If I need to explain why, add your name to the list.

Re: Which celebrity deserves a slap?

Originally posted by Flood
Which celebrity would you like to give a slap – or whatever – and why?
In this case celebrity means anyone who appears in the popular media, not even for any particular reason maybe, and can include politicians too.

BUT PLEASE GIVE YOUR REASONS.

Flood.

MICHAEL BARRYMORE
for having a swimming pool in his garden when he claimed thathe couldn’t swim. And his jokes were dreadful, his T.V shows were terrible. A disgrace to the nation.

Originally posted by plawolf
can u only slap them? cant u hit them over the head with sth really heavy?

I think the idea is to give them a slap and tell them not to be so silly.
Like…like minor ‘celebrities’ turning up for film premiers! Yes, I could turn up nearly naked and have all the flashes firing at me, and get my picture in the papers the following day – after I was arrested – but it would not be a pretty sight! Why do they do it? Is it to improve their recognition factor? Sure; directors are going to scan the daily red-tops and say “We could use her in the remake of The Seventh Seal!” Dream on!
And the It girls! What ‘It’ are they?;)
Don’t tell me – I don’t want to know!

Flood.

can u only slap them? cant u hit them over the head with sth really heavy? 😀

i vote for all the Big Brother ‘housemates’ from every serise, oh yes, and the damn twit that thought up that irritating show. for him/her, there is no worthy punishment.

Hugh Grant
Tony Blair
Eamon Holmes
Dale Winton
Ian Wright
most newsreaders
most celebs
arrogant, overpaid bloody sportsmen and women
teen aged girls who can only talk about boys make up and boybands(sorry to say my own daughter fits the bill)
old people who start a conversation off with “years ago”
and ostentatious brainless money mad ****s that make up most of our sorry self righteous society…….other than that I like most people

HAPPY NEW YEAR, but not to the afforementioned

Dave

Rik Waller

Words cannot explain how much I hate this man. Just to look at, he irritates me. He thinks he is great, when in fact he cannot sing, he is extremely ugly, slightly overweight and has greasy hair. That’s nothing to be proud of.

Eammon Holmes & Fiona Philips

GMTV is trash. They talk to each other and not to us (the viewers). Surely that is the rudest thing a television presenter can do.

you are all forgeting one guy – Michael Jackson. he deserves a slap from everyone on this forum. ok, hes good at singing – its just that he is a pervert, a Paedophile and a weirdo (allegedly). its the thought that when he dies and is buried, his face is going last for hundreds of years. i feel sorry for the archaeologist that has to did up his grave in a few hundred years time and find a plastic face staring at him….yuck.

adam

Originally posted by MINIDOH
The worst of the worst is TONY BLAIR!
He is selling England down the drain, trying to take us into the Euro when most people realise that it is a terrible option for us. The only reason he wants us in the Euro is because he wants to be incharge of a European Constitution, but if he cant even run Britain, how the hell can he run Europe. We know full well that the Euro was and is a bad idea, Tony, you suck. (sorry to any people who agree with the Euro in here, please, post youre point of view, no offence intended).

:rolleyes: Another wishy-washy liberal…:confused: 😉
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Flood.

The worst of the worst is TONY BLAIR!
He is selling England down the drain, trying to take us into the Euro when most people realise that it is a terrible option for us. The only reason he wants us in the Euro is because he wants to be incharge of a European Constitution, but if he cant even run Britain, how the hell can he run Europe. We know full well that the Euro was and is a bad idea, Tony, you suck. (sorry to any people who agree with the Euro in here, please, post youre point of view, no offence intended).

Soap ‘stars’ who think that they are so good, so brilliant at acting that they leave the safe job in a bloody climax and end up as stereo-typed shaven-headed hardmen or gormless blonde tart failures, etc, before crawling back to their comfortable corner of the living room to resume their miserable life as the identical twin sibling that nobody ever spoke of but all knew about…

Doncha just HATE THEM?

Flood (not a soap fan).

He’s bleeding hilarious, but too much of him.

Originally posted by Snapper
You, however, manage to beat that.

Hey, there’s something to be said for consistency, isn’t there? 😀

Originally posted by Yak 11 Fan
I would like to slap The Darkness with rocks, just goes to prove (with the exception of Snapper) nothing decent has ever come out of Lowestoft 😉

Chris Evans obviously needs a slap as does Matthew Kelly.

I believe in a thing called Snapper ? Isn’t he the bass player ???

You, however, manage to beat that.

Hey, everybody’s wrong at least once in their life 😀

(with the exception of Snapper)

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Originally posted by Ashley

P.S. The Darkness rock!

I would like to slap The Darkness with rocks, just goes to prove (with the exception of Snapper) nothing decent has ever come out of Lowestoft 😉

Chris Evans obviously needs a slap as does Matthew Kelly.

Originally posted by Mark9
😀 😀 Hello;) 😀

…Who hates ginger to$$ers!

Flood.

😀 😀 Hello;) 😀

A woman of obvious great taste…;):D

Flood.