In the island that no one wants to come to..i too had to defend my house…

A bear came into my house, I tried negotiating with it..but it failed, the bear was quite stubborn and would not meet any of my demands.. so I tried a subtle approach and offered it some old Mayonaisse i had from a party 3 months ago..

the bear ate it..and not too long after.. it didn’t seem too good. I can tell you that night, i had a bear burger!