Yes, but these are the 20,000 sickly koalas that are too skinny to make good warriors.

Unfortunately you have succumbed to the Australian propaganda machine. Our warriors are fit for battle. We are also armed with the most technological USAian Bamboo Shafts.

Why not sell them to the Americans?

I remember reading somewhere that USAians wish to pickle us in cat urine that, for some unknown reason to me, is named Budweiser. So I think you would understand why we will not sell ourselves to them.

and use the generated cash to finance the Royal Koalandian Army?

We are a republic, our official long name is the “Koala’s Liberation Army of Koalandia”, we have no monarchy. We have also received sufficient donations from our website http://koalalandiafreedomfighters.org.

And Koalandia should be careful… for Tibexas might rear it’s ugly head again!

Who is this Tibexas? And why should we Koaladians fear his ugly head?

General Escuincle
KoalalandiaCOM
1st Army Eucalyptus Divison