Just for laughs…

Yeah,I know its annoying when you’re trying to discuss serious topics and someone ruins it by posting yet another joke thread but a friend at work told me this one and I just cracked up, hope you like it:

A mans spirit awakes in the afterlife and quickly realises he is in hell, upset for obvious reasons he burst out crying. Suddenly a demon appears in front of him and says “Hey, whats with the tears? Hell isn’t all that bad!”
“Really?” The spirt asks while drying his eyes with a hankey offered by the demon. “Nooo. For example, you like to drink?”
“Yeah!”
“Well,on Mondays thats all we do, drink all day and all night. Hey, you into drugs?”
“Sure am!!” The spirit replies excitedly.
“Well on Wednesdays all we do is take drugs. Don’t suppose you’re into kinky sex?”
“You’re joking?” The man gasps.
“No, Fridays all we do is have bondage sessions allday and all night. Hey, you gay?”
“No.”The spirit replies. To this the demon shakes his head and says “Then you’re ganna hate Sundays!”