[updated:LAST EDITED ON 07-11-02 AT 07:03 PM (GMT)]Here are some questions for you people!!!
questions and answers
Q: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine?
Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he’s about to hit the ground?
Q: How does the Airbus A340 manage to climb?
Q: Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands ?
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? …….
Q: How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
Q: What do pilots use for birth control?
By: wysiwyg - 7th November 2002 at 20:50
RE: Q & A
Remaining ones unanswered:
Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine?
A: The jet engine stops whining when you get there.
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? …
A: One man and a dog. The dog bites the man if he touches something and the man feeds the dog.
Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
A: Just wait a minute, he’ll soon tell you.
By: kev35 - 7th November 2002 at 20:38
RE: Q & A
Q What do pilots use for birth control?
Their personality.
Q How does a blind parachutist know when he’s about to hit the ground?
The lead on his guide dog goes slack.
Sorry,
kev35
By: wysiwyg - 7th November 2002 at 20:14
RE: Q & A
Q – What does a captains wife do to her a**hole before sex?
A – she drops him off at the airport!
By: Saab 2000 - 7th November 2002 at 19:55
RE: Q & A
Shorthome,those questions are a laugh!I’ve heard some of these before so I will try my best to answer them:
Q-What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
A-The cockpit door.
Q-How does the Airbus A340 manage to climb?
A-By the bend of the earth.
Q-Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands ?
A-What do you expect from Alitalia?
Q-How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
A-Just the one.He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
LOL!
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November 7, 2002 at 7:01 pm